2.05.2008

I wonder why I'm photo-phobic

So I was just watching the news, and I keep seeing that story about the Kearns couple that is missing. They keep showing their pictures, and I am convinced that the family had something to do with their disappearance, since the only picture of the woman (their "loved one") that they chose to put on the news for everyone to see is this:

Really, family? That's the picture you chose? With Christmas morning hair, teddy bear jammies, and displaying the bottle of Oxycontin she just found in her stocking? Oh, now that I look closer, it appears to be a ring. I thought it was a medicine bottle. Ok, that's a little better, but STILL.

If I ever go missing, please do not, I repeat DO NOT use this picture of me for newscasts:

(paul made me take it down. too bad for you.)

It will be tempting, yes, but I'm pretty sure it would be a red flag to the authorities.

6 comments:

Jaime said...

Paul was embarrassed of a picture? You have to put it back so I can see! Don't worry, Mand, I will be sure to give the press that cute picture of you flipping the bird.

She is a cute lady - surely they have something more flattering.

Christine said...

What a funny blogger. I just love your humor. I would kill if my family did that. Poor lady. I want you to put the deleted photo up. It can't be any worse than any of my old teenage photos.

Anonymous said...

Jaime - that's the one it was! HA! Paul thought the flipping off would offend people. Paul: monitor of offensiveness.

Sherri said...

So, just email me the picture of you. If you can't put it back on.

Pam and Rand said...

Good job Paul. Nothing offensive could ever slip by him. That picture is so sad - now she'll never want to show back up. I can't believe they couldn't find a better picture!

CARRIE "THE FABULOUS" said...

Hey now Oxycotin could be a fabulous stocking stuffer.

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